OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.
SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED
Now that’s what I call determination
"but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!"
you know what’s more confusing
experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid
but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t know what being queer is and then pretending you don’t have the feelings and living your life in denial until you’re in your 20s when you’re forced to look back and think about all the hot people you could’ve banged in high school